Kasabihan ni Eternal Wanderer #2

Popular saying:

Are You a Gay?

Nakakaloka minsan pakinggan ang mga utaw sa opisina pag nasa telepono sila. Ok lang sana kung mga minor mix-up ng vowel pronounciation kagaya ng confeerm (IPA i) vs. confirm (IPA ɜ). O kaya mga nagsasabing "Is it i-snowing there?" O meron ding "Thankz for calling (insert account name). Kalokah! Naka-liason pa talaga yung "s" sa "f"?!

Ang Pagkatameme ni Eternal Wanderer

Hango sa isang telephone conversation ni Ternie't si Lalaki:

Lalaki: *buuuuurp*
Ternie: Eeeeeew you burped! Gosh, say "excuse me" naman noh!
Lalaki: Sinubo mo na ako't lahat-lahat. Mag-e-excuse me pa ba ako sa yo?

(Ternie is stunned silent by the non-sequitur logic of Lalaki.)

Ternie:  So...kelan ka ulit pupunta dito?

Ayun na o! PAK!

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Come to think, may valid point naman ang argument nya hihihihi

Just Between You and Me

Carrie, Docu-Style: A Night-Out

"Ternie, will you be coming?"

I read the text with sleep in my eyes. Time read 8:30 p.m. I was supposed to be at his office by that hour. But here I was, still groggy and half-asleep in my bed. Besides, it was Saturday. I'm not one to really go out on my rest days. Considering it was an extremely hectic week at work, I deserved to sprawl on the bed to my heart's content. No, make that, I earned the right to sprawl on the bed to my heart's content.

Yet I dragged myself out of bed, and hit the shower.

Because I was to meet-up with Spice.