Monday, September 27, 2010

C10H26N4

Tumingin si Eternal Wanderer sa salamin. Napansin nya na medyo dull-looking na ang skin nya. Nasobrahan yata sya sa aircon sa opisina.  At the same time, wala naman syang pasensha maglalalagay ng kung anech-anech sa kanyang fez. Siguro time na ngang mag-visit sa derma at magpa kung anik-anik na treatment.  Pero dahil may pagka-nerdoks si Eternal Wanderer, e nag-research sya ng kung aney ang pwede nyang ipa-chorvah bago pumunta kay Dra. Vicky Belo.


Maganda ba ang Glycolic massage? What about Fruit peel? E kung magpa-Diamond peel naman kaya sya?

Google, Google, Google

...C10H26N4 treatment...

How very chem topic naman itech! Ano naman kaya itey?

More Google, Google, Google.

C10H26N4 = Spermine = Mula sa binhi ng minchikelz. Ipinapahid sa fezlak para ito ay maging malambot at makinis.

AY DIOS SANTISSIMA EN LOS CIELOS!

QUE BARBARIDAD!

Aha, kaya pala ang smooth at youthful looking ni Caridad!

Pero sa halagang $250, nakakalukaret naman yata ang presho.  Pobrecitong Eternal Wanderer. Mamumulubi siya ng husto.  Sa kanyang sahod ngayon, e aabutin sya ng kinseng taon para makaipon ng ganyang halaga!

At a loss si Eternal Wanderer. Hindi nya alam kung paano nya makakamit ang kanyang mithiin na magkaroon ng glowing skin.  Kaya ito na lang ang naiisip nyang gawin:

"Nananawagan po si Eternal Wanderer kay , Rudeboy, Iurico, Soltero, Advent, Jayvee, Coño, Guyrony, Mugen, at sa lahat ng iba pang mababait na bloggers and readers nya na magdonate nito:


Sobang ikagagalak ni Eternal Wanderer ang inyong generosity towards his search for the ultimate facial!"
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Na-miss kong magsulat. Ang dami kong drafts sa dashboard, at mas marami pang posts sa utak ko, kaso pagod na pagod ako pag-umuuwi from the office :(
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23 comments:

  1. casadoSeptember 27, 2010 at 5:20 AM

    ahahaha gano karami klangan mo? pwede na ba yung isang bote ng ludy's peanut butter na container? bwahahah..cge start ko na punuin...ahahhahaa...choz! :P

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  2. Désolé BoySeptember 27, 2010 at 6:56 AM

    hahaha. totoo ba yun? okay ba xa sa fez?
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    post mo po yung result pag nagamit mo na pra yun din gawin ko...hehe

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  3. Eternal Wanderer...September 27, 2010 at 7:43 AM

    Soltero: gorah lang! weeeee

    Désolé: eeeee shy ako mag-try ahihihi

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  4. UnknownSeptember 27, 2010 at 7:49 AM

    Bukake is ♥.

    :D

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  5. MugenSeptember 27, 2010 at 8:46 AM

    Ewwwwwnesss!

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  6. Mac CallisterSeptember 27, 2010 at 9:13 AM

    hahaha un nalang gagamitin mo? may mga skin clinic naman na di kasing mahal ng belo,try them.

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  7. ~Carrie~September 27, 2010 at 9:36 AM

    My secret to beauty?

    Love.

    Echos!!!

    Hahahaha!

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  8. kaloySeptember 27, 2010 at 9:37 AM

    kaya pala smooth and silky ang mga kamay ko... wahahaha.... pero serius - would it make a difference if i used my own? hehehehe...

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  9. rudeboySeptember 27, 2010 at 9:42 AM

    @ soltero : LOL @ Ludy's!!! Malapot-lapot at super-greasy pa!

    @ Ternie : Oh, is your skin looking a little dull, lifeless, and ashen? A hard, stinging slap is a quick and inexpensive way to achieve that desirable rosy glow of health and mestizahin beauty.

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  10. ~Carrie~September 27, 2010 at 9:48 AM

    Ako na, ako na si Cristy Spermine.

    Hahahaha!

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  11. Eternal Wanderer...September 27, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    Manech: ay you're kinky pala! :P

    Kugen: impeyrniz, nakakagalet ang kadalisayan, kubusilakan, at kayumihan mo lolz

    Caridad: echuzerang froglette ka!!!

    p.s. natawa ako sa christy spermine, pwamis! lolz

    Kaloy: aw. sayang naman at sa kamay mo lang pinapahid! lolz

    Ruddie: slap me, please. with you light saber! weeee

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  12. GuyronySeptember 27, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    Tell me when and I'll gladly give you some.

    Believe me, I have a lot to offer.

    Haha.

    Good to know you're back you perverted blogger.

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  13. NimmySeptember 27, 2010 at 6:29 PM

    at kaya pala smooth ang skin ni caridad. kaya pala!! hehe

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  14. UnknownSeptember 27, 2010 at 9:42 PM

    Mukha bang hindi? I'm a multi-faceted individual, ya know. LOL.

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  15. MikeSeptember 27, 2010 at 10:02 PM

    ohhh facial! yan pala ang fetish mo?! choz!

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  16. Eternal Wanderer...September 28, 2010 at 9:57 AM

    Guy: how very generous of you! ;)

    p.s. i'm not a perv kaya hihihi

    Nimmy: dabah??? lolz

    Manech: *shocked* wahahahaha

    Doc Mike: shhhhh lolz

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  17. UnknownSeptember 28, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    Bakit may yellow and green semen sa mukha na ateh in the picture?

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  18. Eternal Wanderer...September 28, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    Drew: i dread the thought as to why it's green and yellow :P

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  19. wanderingcommuterSeptember 28, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    pa-pasta ka muna... nyahahaha!

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  20. KaneSeptember 28, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    Eternal Wanderer,

    To you goes the pinaka nakakalokang post this week (or month).

    I don't want to dash your hopes, but based on my observations of OTHER people, hindi ata ganoon ka effective ang treatment na ito.

    But, do keep us posted IF it works =)

    Kane

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  21. Eternal Wanderer...September 29, 2010 at 12:09 AM

    Commuter: what's with you and your pasta fixation?! ahahahhaha

    Kane: i shall give you a full report once i've collected the samples from those who'll donate in the name of beauty and science.

    WAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  22. wanderingcommuterOctober 1, 2010 at 8:11 AM

    sisihin mo si curious cat! pinatakam ako sa mga kwento niya! lol

    and compliments are indeed pressuring... kaya mapressure ka!

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  23. Eternal Wanderer...October 1, 2010 at 9:45 AM

    Commuter: waaaaa, pressured na nga ako sa work, pressured pa ako magluto huhuhuhu

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