Thursday, March 15, 2012

Ang Tagumpay ni Eternal Wanderer

Eto na naman ako, nalulungkot ng husto. Bakit naman daw? Kasi bothered na bothered ako sa post ni Madame Chuni. Ayun sa nailathala,

"Sabi ko nga, ipasa ko na lang kaya ang crown kay Ternie, kay Carrie o kaya ay kay Bien.




Disqualified daw.




Wala daw 'busilak' factor ang mga bakla. Puro press release lang daw yung mga 'dalisay kyeme' ng tatlo but not an ounce of truth."

Crap naman oh. Kung tutuusin, walang basehan ang statement na ito. Malayo ito sa katotohanan. Nandito lang naman ako na nanahimik sa aking sulok ng mundo. Maintim ako na namumuhay nang dalisay, busilak, at mayumi.

Grabeh na. Masakit ang mga salitang binitawan. Gosh, nanunuot ito sa kaibuturan ng aking tumbong.

Hayz.

And to rub salt into the wounds, sinasabi ni John Ahmer at ni GreenBreaker na ako daw ang puno't dulo ng kasamaan at kahilaparutan sa blogosphere at twitterlandia. Yun din ang twineet ni Kane.

Ayon kay GreenBreaker, may unit of measurement na raw in honor of me.

Ternies ang tawag sa measurement na ito. Quantifiable into KiloTernies, MegaTernies, and GigaTernies. Coming soon na rin daw ang TeraTernies. 

(Hallerrrr, e anong unit of measurement na lang akma kay Iurico, aber???)

O, poongmahabaginsalangit, anong ginawa ko para ma-deserve ang mga accusations na ito?

Hindi ko na yata kaya. Nakakapasakit sa damdamin, isip, at kalooban ang mga paratang na ito. Ganito pala ang feeling ng pinipiit at dinudurog sa lupa. Mas mababa pa sa burak-kanal ang pakiramdam ko. Binabalewala ang aking pagkatao't itinatapon lang ng parang basahang kakatapos lang ipunas sa malagkit at malapot na...

Hindi ko na itinuloy yung sentence. Baka ma-incriminate pa ako lalo.

Pero mga friends, countrymen, at kayong mga beki na mapanira sa aking puri, itaga ninyo ito sa bato: humanda kayo. Ibababangon ko ang sarili ko nang dahan-dahan mula sa aking kinalalagyan. Tatahakin ko ang masaliwat na burol ng kinaroroonan ko. I will beat the tremendous odds and weather these fierce hurricanes.

Kakayanin mo ito, Ternie, at ikaw ay magtatagumpay!

At para meron akong chenelyn to anchor myself on, ito ang aking magiging theme song:




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I was just browsing YouTube when I saw this video. And the ghel in retro skates was just too gay! I really had to share this vid, so hence the genesis of my post :P

But yes, believe you me, I am pure, immaculate, and gentle as can be ;)

38 comments:

  1. Nakakaloka ka, Ternie. Kahit kailan, iisa ka lamang. charuut

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  2. hahaha! pwes! humingi ng public apology at humingi ng tulong sa senado! charot!

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  3. I will stand by the judges and organizers opinion.


    Saka, kung marami ng nagsasabi... baka totoo.


    Hahaha! Chos! :)


    Mwah!

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  4. bukas luluhod sila ms chuni, kane, iurico, green breaker atbp.


    luluhod sila sa iyong harapan ganun? hahahaha!!!

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    1. kalurkz naman yung idea.

      maramihan itoh!!! lolz

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  5. Due to the torrent of information I just read, I would like to request this honorable body to reserve my judgment. I need to further study this. The claims of this people regarding Ternie is now even close to what I know and what I have witnessed.
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    Theirs are mere "substantial evidence" whereas I have an orgy of evidence, "proof beyond reasonable doubt" that Ternie is NOT dalisay, busilak and FARTHEST from being mayumi. And yes, I still have reservations as to my judgment. Thank you.

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    1. amf.

      akala ng blogger spam yung comment mo. no joke. ngayon ko lang nakita sa pam tab ng comments!

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  6. Kasuhan mo kaya sila ng LIBEL :p

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    1. korak ka dyan!

      at ikaw ang inaatasan ko as my atty by day, boytoy by night.

      PAK!

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    2. tignan mo nga yang comment mo! napaka-linis. hahaha

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  7. Ternie, you're as guilty as Ms Chuni! Isusumbong kita kay Ateng Iurico.

    ahehehe

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    1. lol. ^_^ esep esep

      (Hallerrrr, e anong unit of measurement na lang akma kay Iurico, aber???)

      bleh

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    2. ay naku, ibang level naman si iurico noh.

      kung baga sa pc game, sya ay isang expansion pack na!

      wahahahaha

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    3. hahahahaha. napatawa naman ako sa comparison na 'yon Ternie! hahahaha

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  8. Hahaha. Okay, kunyari 1 Ternie ka lang today. Nagdrama bigla?? Hmp.

    Hahahaha. Dama ko ang tantrums. Seryoso! Hugs na lang! Ako pa ata ang naging cause ng pag-eemo mo sa entry na ito. Hihi

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    1. aw. may naramdaman kao nung pag-hug mo.

      is that you're cell phone, or are you just happy to hug me?

      charot!

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    2. charotera! igat jud ka, siguro you always try to sense if the guy you are hugging has a boner. so Ternie! hahaha

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  9. Sometimes, it is better to start at the end. If only I did, I would have seen this.

    "I really had to share this vid, so hence the genesis of my post :P"

    Then I would have understood right away. But believe me, Ternie, I actually agree with you. Sometimes, there is an ocean of difference between who we are and who people think we are.

    Sticks and stones will break my bones, but yours words ... oh, how they hurt me.

    Kane

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    1. alas, i have been branded with the scarlet mark, kandy kane.

      woe is me.

      lolz

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  10. gill: grrrr isa ka pang tinik sa lalamunan ko!!! >:P

    lolz

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  11. wahaha! :D
    unit of measurement na pala ang name mo! haha super sikat ka na pala! hahaha chos lang :D

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    1. kalukey na ginagamit akong batayan!!! lolz

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  12. wala na
    nalito na ako
    pero nasa twitter na pala ako
    hehe

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  13. Don't worry, Ternie, you will always be busilak, mayumay and dalisay for me. Charaught!

    -M of ChapterTwo

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  14. aaaaw.

    sweet of you to pass by and leave a comment :)

    but yung favor ko a. don't forget!

    weeeee

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  15. karma lang yan teh ternie! ;P

    sinabihan mo kasi ako ng malantod!

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    1. re: malantod, e sa totoo naman noh!

      ahahahahaha

      teka, ba't sarado na naman blog mo? :(

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    2. di kaya noh!
      mayumi kaya ako

      pagtulog!

      sinara ko muna kasi wala pa ako time magsulat e! busy sa alam mo na! :)
      updated naman ako sa twitter diba? kita mo n ba bagong motmot pic?

      sinabihan mo kasi ako ng malantod kaya pinangatawanan ko na! hihih

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