Tuesday, June 5, 2012

An Exposition of a Tweet

You. Yes, you.

I know this will show up in your Blogger dashboard, so I am so going to post this one.

Five things:


1. Thank goodness you don't know me, because I most certainly don't want to know you. At all.

2. Talking ill of someone you don't know speaks of your character more than anything else. It's trashy behavior, to say the least.

3. Speaking of trash, remind me to call the MMDA. It's unsightly to see garbage like you litter twitterlandia and the blogosphere.

4. Sorry dude, but he and I are friends. Deal with your green-eyed jealousy. Otherwise, go jump off a cliff or something. Good riddance. Come to think of it,  just make it riddance.

5. I enjoy being crass on rare occasions, and I think this calls for it: Take a hike, and fuck off!!!


*counts from 1-10, inhales a deep breath, and fixes his crown and sash*

Nakakaimbyerna lang!

28 comments:

  1. Is is this for me? I hate you. And yes I can't deal with the fact that your friends with him. Bwahaha!
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    No,seriously. *whisper to Ternie's left ear* What the eff is goin' on?

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    1. naku, gv na lang ang peg ko right now! :P

      teka nga pala, do you want you know who as your bday gift?

      hihihihi

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  2. Oh be brave, Ternie. Say his name, say his name. I know you're itching too ...

    Wow, you rarely show you're upset. He must have triggered a sensitive spot. Or two ...

    Kane

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    1. i want to, but it's gonna be a tactic nuke if do bwahahaha

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  3. Oh, just say the name and stop playing coy!

    Inquiring minds want to know.

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    1. do the inquiring minds want to know the answer over, say several bottles of beer and a can or two of coke zero? ;)

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    2. Hmph! Typical informant, always needing a bribe.

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    3. as the saying goes, ruddie:

      "bribing gets you everywhere"

      teehee

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  4. ooh, ms. dalisay snapped.. who could've ticked the snapping?? hmm..

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    1. snap, snap!

      *with matching hand and head movement*

      :P

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  5. Oh, this is juicy!

    Like those famous Purefoods cocks... err, hotdogs.

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    1. anybayun.

      puro hotdog na lang laman ng isipan mo! lolz

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  6. Not know that person yet, but you know, I'll take your side. Hahah!

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  7. ang haba ng hair teh? pinagseselosan? tarayyy

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    1. parang meron e... i can sense it... hmmmm

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  8. Sali ako. Go sabihin mo na kung sino!!! haha kaloka ka.. akala ko na-hack yung blog mo. I'm used to the dalisay posts. :P

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  9. dali tell us, ill blow you Choz! :)

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    1. hala. kaka tantantinin mo nga lang with lotion e! lolz

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  10. OMG. next time may kaaway ako, iququote talaga kita! ahha

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  11. Oh Ternie, rants and raves in the twitter world!

    Someone told me how it has been chaotic there recently.

    Well, don't we sometimes find peace in war?

    ;)

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    1. let me paraphrase the slogan:

      it's more fun in twitter! :P

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  12. maldita.. how are you? hope everything is fine!

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