Sunday, May 2, 2010

Buwan ng Kalibugan



Tra la! It's May! The lusty month of May!
That lovely month when ev'ryone goes blissfully astray.
Tra la! It's here! That shocking time of year
when tons of wicked little thoughts merrily appear!

It's May! It's May!
That gorgeous holiday 
when ev'ry maiden prays that her lad will be a cad!

It's mad! It's gay! A libelous display!
Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes, ev'ryone breaks,
Ev'ryone makes divine mistakes.
The lusty month of May!

Whence this fragrance wafting through the air?
What sweet feelings does its scent transmute?
Whence this perfume floating ev'rywhere?
Don't you know it's that dear forbidden fruit!
Tra la la la la! That dear forbidden fruit!
Tra la la la la!

Tra la! It's May! The lusty month of May!
That darling month when ev'ryone throws self-control away.
It's time to do a wretched thing or two,
And try to make each precious day one you'll always rue!

It's May! It's May! 
The month of "yes you may,"
The time for ev'ry frivolous whim, proper or "im."

It's wild! It's gay! A blot in ev'ry way.
The birds and bees with all of their vast amorous past
gaze at the human race aghast, the lusty month of May.

Tra la! It's May! The lusty month of May!
That lovely month when ev'ryone goes blissfully astray.
Tra la! It's here! That shocking time of year
when tons of wicked little thoughts merrily appear!

It's May! It's May!
The month of great dismay.
When all the world is brimming with fun, wholesome or "un."

It's mad! It's gay! A libelous display!
Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes, ev'ryone breaks,
Ev'ryone makes divine mistakes.
The lusty month of May!

Ayon sa kabaklang-bakla na Julie Andrews, ang buwan daw ng Mayo ay buwan ng kalibugan.  Sang-ayon naman ako sa tanawing yun kung nasa Camelot tayo't springtime ang panahon.  Malamig-lamig pa at  purrrfect chenelyn chukchakan weather. Pero juskopolord, pag buwan ng Mayo dito sa Pinas e napaka-init at humid noh! Hindi ko nga alam kung bakit si Mugen, Iurico, Rudeboy, at Iamanotsoconio e nakakayanan pa malibugan sa ganitong panahon. Ang lagkit-lagkit kaya't tila di na natutuyo ang pawis!

Pero impeyrniz, keri na rin yun.

Kasi buwan ito ng b-day ko ;)

11 comments:

  1. Sa Hunyo pa po ang dalaw ng mga alakdan Miss Minchin. Prim and proper muna ako ngayon kahit nakaboxers lang sa avatar. Nyahaha!

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  2. Kalibugan ng buwan, 'kamo.

    And Julie Andrews' voice makes me want to slap her silly...with a hard cock.

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  3. Mugen: anong inawa mo kay galen?!! ilabas mo sya!!! lolz

    Ruddie: cock-slap alert! weeeeee

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  4. no comment. Advanced Happy Birthday!!!

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  5. puwes para mawala ang init, COCKtail party by the pool ang eksena sa bday mo hahahahaha....

    namiss ko ang tahanan mo binibining Mayumi.... :P

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  6. Hello????!!!!

    AIRCON?!

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  7. John Stan: hoooooy i'm dalisay, busilak, and mayumi noh!!!

    Yj: aw. naman! usto ko yung eksena. very porn lolz

    Iuri: sorry naman. jologs lang me noh hihihihi

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  8. happy bday!

    ano gusto mo gift? lol

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  9. Coño: aw. call me na kasi so we ca talk about it ;)

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