Thursday, May 6, 2010

Fairy Tales Suck. Big Time.

"You know what?" I said to him in between puffs of my cigarette as we were resting on the bed.

"What?" he replied drowsily.

It was the third time we had sex.  Tisoy, chunky, and balbon, to boot - the quintessential gallant Prince Charming figure, he was.  But it wasn't just the physical aspect.  We connected really well on a lot of levels.   He was smart and articulate. We could talk about everything and anything under the sun.  I enjoyed his company, and I thought he enjoyed mine.  In fact, we've already had several dates.   What more could I ask for?

I thought this was the right time to open up.

"I think I like you."

"I know."

"Fuck you."

He chuckled as he untangled himself from my arms. He stood up, and stretched leisurely as he reached for his pants.  As he was slowly putting it on and buckling his belt, my gaze turned towards the treasure trail coming out of the top of his jeans. It was teasing me to lick it one more time.  I couldn't resist the hypnotic call. I knelt on my knees and rose gingerly, letting my tongue trace a path to his once-again erect nipples.

He let out a low moan that almost sounded like a growl.

"Tama na. I'm getting hard again," he said softly.

"And you like it naman," I playfully winked at him.

"Of course. Who wouldn't?"

It was my turn to chuckle.

"So I'll see you on Saturday?"

He paused as he opened the door to leave.

"I'll call or text."

And he never did.


Chuck it, Princess Aurora.

Not everyone gets their fuckin' Prince Philip and lives happily ever after.


  1. Masakit talaga ang reality, teh.

  2. at least you got laid. Wag na maarte.


  3. Carrie: awtz talaga! :P

    Iuri: ganun a lang ba ng ganun?

    *emo mode*


  4. eh u naman kc eh why are u looking far pa meron naman here lol

  5. Mugen: aw.

    date tayo!!!


    Coño: ganun?

    who? ;)

  6. And this is why I never date fairies.

  7. Ruddie: oh merryweather, why didn't you warn me before?

    you're suppose to be my FAIRY god(dammit)mother, 'ya know.

  8. @ Ternie : Merryweather mi culo. Like Angie Jolie, I'd like the more delicious and devilish Maleficent role, please.

    Come. Let us prick your finger, and other parts of your anatomy.

  9. ang emo ng mga blogs ngayon. sakit sa ulo magbasa!!! :D

  10. Ruddie: you strike me as more of an ertha kitt as yzma type of villainess, n'est-ce pas? lolz

    Engel: i. am. not. emo. !!! :P

  11. gumagana ba ang the secret? *fairy tell ending!* *fairy tell ending!* *fairy tell ending!*

    masama ba mangarap?

  12. ouch!!!!!

    hayyyy been there done that,hayaan mo someday soon you will find that kind na kapag sinabihan mo ng "i like you" e mag respond ng " me too..."

  13. can you do a mathematical equation for this kind of fairy tale? ;)


  14. ang dami talagang paasa sa mundo. argh

  15. City: naku, how very dorothy in wizard of oz naman yan technique na yan lolz

    Mac: pana-panahon, i guess ;)

    but thanks fo passing by and leaving a comment :D feel free to have a look-around at my blog!

    Pot: sana madali ganun kadali lang mag-construct ng mathematical model for that situatio no? :P

  16. Arkin: well crap happens. you just learn to deal with it.

  17. u scared lang hehe :)

  18. Soltero: e ano fa fi? grrrrrr hahahaha

  19. masyado ka daw mahilig... di daw kaya ng stamina niya ang power mo hihihihihi


  20. Yj: uy di naman ako hayok noh.

    remember, i am dalisay, busilak, at mayumi.


  21. City: hmmm nothing to lose, and everything to gain, ey? ;)