Monday, May 31, 2010

Dog Style

Presenting my baby:

Saturday, May 29, 2010

A Note to My Mom and Myself

Mom always says that I'm the best birthday gift she's ever received.

Let me amend that, Mom:

You're the only Mom I could ever want for my birthday.

Many happy returns to us on our birthday, Mom.

I love you.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Memento Mori (A Repost)

I was silently admiring the orchids of your mom while you were off and about rummaging through her things. Some of them were in bloom, painting the simple garden with vivid shades of violet, magenta, and ochre. It's not easy to coax an orchid to bloom, much less have several of them sprout at the same time. I couldn't help but think, "What a beautiful and impressive sight!"

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

The Magic of an Untroubled Heart

It was half past two in the morning when my phone rang. Since I was already curled up in bed, reading a book, the temptation to ignore it was just a little bit too much. "I wonder who it is," I mused, "It's not everyday that someone calls at this ungodly hour."

The continued ringing broke my train of thoughts.  It was insistent, so grudgingly, I rose and went to the table where my phone was.  I looked at who was calling - and I couldn't help but grin.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Sikretong Malupit ni Eternal Wanderer, Ikalawang Yugto

Sikretong Malupit ni Eternal Wanderer, Unang Yugto

Matapos siguro ng mga 15 minutes e nagsawa na rin kiskisin ni ghelay ang tumbong nya - kaya binulungan ni Eternal Wanderer ito na "Tara, yokabelz tayo outside." Di rin matiis ni Eternal Wanderer na dilaan ng konti ang tenga ni ghel. Mukhang kinilig naman si girl, kaya sumama sya kay Eternal Wanderer palabas ng club.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Pagtataray #2

Tugon sa mga mahilig mangorek ng Ingles na wala sa lugar:

So who fuckken died and made you a grammar nazi?

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Sikretong Malupit ni Eternal Wanderer, Unang Yugto

Merong dark na secret si Eternal Wanderer. Matagal na nya ito tinatago sa loob-loob nya.  Inisip nya kasi, kung ibaon nya ito sa limot, e makakalimutan nya ang masalimuot na nakaraan. Pero hindi talaga e.  Para itong karumaldumal na cancer, dahan-dahang kinukutkot ang buong pagkatao nya. Hindi na nya makayaan ilihim pa ito.  Kailangang masabi nya ito sa sangkamunduhan para maibsan ang kanyang pagdadalamhati.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

The Joy of Rudeboy

Ladies and gentlemen, may I kindly present, for your viewing pleasure, Rudeboy's joy and happiness:

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Something to Think About

"Do you think if you seal it up, that the pain is gonna go away?"
- from the movie Lovely Bones

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Tawagin Mo Akong Ligaya: The G4M Adventures 3

Tawagin Mo Akong Ligaya: The G4M Adventures 2

Mga ilang linggo na rin kami nag-uusap ni Pilosopo mula nung nagpalitan kami ng YM.  Ok naman syang kausap: sensible at philosophical.  At mas lalong ok ang kanyang braso tuwing nakikita ko ito sa cam.  Para bagang uumbagin ka any monument sa laki nito.


One time around midnight, e biglang lumitaw si Pilosopo sa YM.  Nagulat ako kasi usually maaga syang natutulog.  So mi-nack ko sya dali-dali.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Bumoto Ka Ba?

When I woke up past lunch, I already had several texts waiting to be read in my cell phone.  One was from Popsy. It said, "Patay, nag-hang pa ang machine at mas tumagal. You line up thrice. Am still at the 2nd line, waiting to get my number."

As everybody knows, today is election day.  I'm not really one to have a tibak inclination, but neither am I apathetic to the political landscape.  After all, we've been flooded by the blatant campaigning that's been going around the past few months.  From the television to the streets, to the radio and the newpapers, potitical ads have been bombarding us incessantly.  Heck, thanks to a tropa of mine, even the ads of Villar are littered all over cyberspace whenever I surf!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Fairy Tales Suck. Big Time.

"You know what?" I said to him in between puffs of my cigarette as we were resting on the bed.

"What?" he replied drowsily.

It was the third time we had sex.  Tisoy, chunky, and balbon, to boot - the quintessential gallant Prince Charming figure, he was.  But it wasn't just the physical aspect.  We connected really well on a lot of levels.   He was smart and articulate. We could talk about everything and anything under the sun.  I enjoyed his company, and I thought he enjoyed mine.  In fact, we've already had several dates.   What more could I ask for?

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Pagtataray # 1

Ang unggoy, ibalot mo man sa ginto, ay unggoy pa rin.

I'm sorry, but breeding is something you grow up with. No amount of money can buy it. Ever.