Friday, June 11, 2010

Sikretong Malupit ni Eternal Wanderer, Huling Yugto


So gorabelz ako sa binabalak ko. Binalibag ko si girl patihaya para magmistula syang isang daing na palaka.  Mula sa pakikipaglaplapan, e dahan-dahan ko binaba ang aking bibig at dila sa kayang leeg.  Sa kanang boobs. Sa kaliwang utong. Nagtagal ako doon. Sa kanyang pagtu-twist e para syang palaka na nakatiwangwang at kinukuryete . Bumaba ako sa pusod.  Inikot-ikot ko ang dila sa loob.  Kulang na lang e kumokak si girl sa sarap.

(Malapit na malapit na ang bibig at dila ko sa kipay nya. Mariah Scarey! Kaya ko ba itoh?)

Eto na.

Lalo kong pinagdahan ang pagdila ko pababa.

Eto na.

Tuluyan nang lumiyad at napa-kokak si girl.

Eto na.

Eto na talaga.

Eto na't muntikan ako mapatili ng:

YAYAAAAAAAAAAA BRING OUT NAMAN THE GREEN MANGGA, ONIONS, AND KAMATIIIIIS!!! I'M GONNA MAKE NATIVE SALAD KASI THERE'S BAGOONG BALAYAN HEEEEEEEERE!!!

'Day, muntikan na akong maduwal, pramis.  Hindi dahil nagdadalang tao ako, kundi dahil Smelanie Marquez ang kanyang Vagina Monolgues. Juskopolord, daig pa ng kipengpang nya ang amoy ng burong palaka sa tapayan.  Hello, talk about masangsang na matriz. To say na totally nawala ako ng gana was an understatement. Traumatized was more like it.

I swear, wiz na talaga ako lumafang ng kips evuhr! For that matter, never na ulit ako nakipag-chukchakan sa pechay. Balik titi na lang.  At least ang nota, pag sinafeguard mo, e amoy sabon na! E ang kipengpang...

Brrrrr@the memory.

hahahahahaha
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26 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 11, 2010 at 12:44 AM

    hayup ka bwahahahha.....di namn ganun ang amoy, bka naman di naghuhugas ng pechay yang gurl mo! bwahahaha...basta lasang fishy lng, me kalansahan ahahhaa :P

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  2. citybuoyJune 11, 2010 at 1:05 AM

    *barfffff* tuloy pa! haha

    nakakaloka ka talaga, ternie. wag mo na uulitin yan ha. minsan talaga, we need to make mistakes to learn valuable life lessons. haha

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  3. rudeboyJune 11, 2010 at 2:11 AM

    Serves you right, you bull dyke.

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  4. Eternal Wanderer...June 11, 2010 at 2:42 AM

    Soltero: come to think of it, lorin's patis nga ang pagka smelanie marquez ng baguio pechay nya! hahaha

    City: tara, mambabae tayo! wahahaha

    ps. echuzerang froglette ka@valuable life lessons lolz

    Rude: oh i miss YOU! let's do dyking, shall we? lolz

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  5. bienJune 11, 2010 at 4:56 AM

    oh man, that was some funny shez in a gross kind of way.

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  6. Eternal Wanderer...June 11, 2010 at 5:18 AM

    Bien: ay naku. gross talaga! :p

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  7. GuyronyJune 11, 2010 at 6:34 AM

    That's what you get when you cross the border.

    Hope you learned your lesson well.

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  8. imsonotconioJune 11, 2010 at 6:55 AM

    eww ness!

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  9. engelJune 11, 2010 at 7:00 AM

    ang corny di mo tinikman. :P

    love you ternie!!!

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  10. Eternal Wanderer...June 11, 2010 at 7:24 AM

    Guy: what a stern admonition! :P

    Coño: i know right???

    Engel: as coño said, eeewness noh!

    tseeeeeeh kaaaaaaa

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  11. ~Carrie~June 11, 2010 at 10:01 AM

    Hahahahaha!

    Hahahahaha!

    Hahahahaha!

    Hahahahaha!

    Naloka akoh!

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  12. NimmyJune 11, 2010 at 12:25 PM

    puro ka-lesbian acts ang posts ng mga utaw. hahaha.

    reading your experience makes me feel blessed. blessed na hindi pa ako nakakaamoy ng pechay!

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  13. Eternal Wanderer...June 11, 2010 at 2:32 PM

    Caridad: naku, ako rin, nalokah! lolz

    Nimmy: gora lang, i-try mo! :P

    thanks for leaving a comment a :D fell free to read around my blog! ;)

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  14. Marcus: Bading Down UnderJune 11, 2010 at 7:51 PM

    HAHAHAHA! I love it!

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  15. rinaJune 11, 2010 at 11:42 PM

    Tumambling ako sa kakatawa, Ating! Nagpaka-diver ka pala dati. Hahahhaha! :) I mishu!

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  16. arkinJune 11, 2010 at 11:51 PM

    nasusuka ako. o no. hahaha

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  17. Eternal Wanderer...June 12, 2010 at 12:57 AM

    Marcus: weeeeee :D

    hey thanks for visiting my blog and leaving a comment :) don't be a stranger ;)

    Rins: gusto ko ng kalimutan ang masalimuot kong nakaraan ahahahaha

    haymishutoosobraaaah!!! :(

    Arkin: magsama kayo ni city! hahahaha

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  18. Raft3rJune 12, 2010 at 4:44 PM

    medyo nalito ako dito
    hehe

    happy weekend!

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  19. Eternal Wanderer...June 12, 2010 at 9:17 PM

    Raft3r: i can understand why so lolz

    you have a great weekened yourself!

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  20. wanderingcommuterJune 12, 2010 at 9:55 PM

    malandi ka! nyahahaha!

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  21. eye_spyJune 12, 2010 at 10:14 PM

    juice ko po! ano ba pumasok sa utak mo at kumain ka ng petchay! hahaha

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  22. Eternal Wanderer...June 12, 2010 at 11:44 PM

    Commuter: di kaya! humpft

    Eye Spy: tara, mambabae tayo! weee

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  23. Désolé BoyJune 13, 2010 at 9:23 PM

    baket na ngaun ko lang nabasa to, haha

    to think na pinaplano ko tumikim ng pechay..bwehehe

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  24. Eternal Wanderer...June 14, 2010 at 1:11 AM

    Désolé: ay go lang! hopefully when you eat one, it'll turn out better than my own experience :P

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  25. YjJune 15, 2010 at 7:41 PM

    ano ka ngayon... tapang mo ha...

    eh di bumula bibig mo!

    hahahahahaha

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  26. Eternal Wanderer...June 15, 2010 at 7:54 PM

    Yj: juskopolord, shellfish toxin poising to the highest level kamo! hahaha

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